I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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