i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I CAN MOONWALK!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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