I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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