I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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