well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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