I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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