I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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