O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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