pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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