saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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