A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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