i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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