I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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