READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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