Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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