I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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