Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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