if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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