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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa

(860): View more from Connecticut

oh sweet, sweet irony

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(949): View more from California

...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

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ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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(714): View more from California

We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now

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(239): View more from Florida

yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.

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(240): View more from Maryland

So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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(614): View more from Ohio

We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.

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