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(313): View more from Michigan

We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.

(919): View more from North Carolina

Colt 45 out of anything is classy.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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(979): View more from Texas

Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.

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