just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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