Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
is wine microwaveable?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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