Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize