You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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