strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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