This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i think im in europe. pls send help
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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