He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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