If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
ok first of all what the fuck
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