ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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