is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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