i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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