you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize