Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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