she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My bed smells like the plague
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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