Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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