Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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