I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She tied me up with her honor cords...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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