when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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