So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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