Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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