Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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