No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
