the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
