Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just google imaged poop.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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