So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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