**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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