Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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