Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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