All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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