This girl is more easily done than said...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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