Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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