I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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