my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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