I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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