The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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