Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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